What is the most popular carol in the Desert?
Camel ye Faithful.

 

Differentiate between the Christmas alphabet and ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?
Hits a gnome and runs

 

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus

 

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing! It was on the house!

 

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite

 

What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
It’s finally Christmas, Eve!

 

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
Because they’re shell-fish.

 

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night
 

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause

 

What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Day?
Sandy claws

 

Why do Christmas trees like the past so much?
Because the present’s beneath them

 

Where does mistletoe go to get famous?
Holly-wood!

 

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
Because it soots him

 

What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
A pineapple!

 

What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?
Unwrap

 

What do you call a frog hanging from the  ceiling?

Mistle-toad

 

What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!

 

Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
Dracula's.

 

What do hungry snowmen put on their grill?

Ice-burgers?

 

A boss bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
 

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.

 

How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.


Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank

 

Elves use what kind of money?
Jingle bills!

 

What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help the other 11 elves?
The twelf

 

What would you call an elf who just won the lottery?
Welfy
 

Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?
"Re-tail" store

What could be a perfect gift for a train station master during Christmas?
Platform Shoes.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.

 

What’s a good Christmas tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have  gone for the winter.

 

What a candle says on Christmas Eve?
Lets go out after dinner tonight

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