What is the most popular carol in the Desert?
Camel ye Faithful.
Differentiate between the Christmas alphabet and ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?
Hits a gnome and runs
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing! It was on the house!
What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
Because they’re shell-fish.
What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Day?
Why do Christmas trees like the past so much?
Because the present’s beneath them
Where does mistletoe go to get famous?
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
Because it soots him
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?
What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
What do hungry snowmen put on their grill?
A boss bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank
Elves use what kind of money?
What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help the other 11 elves?
What would you call an elf who just won the lottery?
Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?
What could be a perfect gift for a train station master during Christmas?
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
What’s a good Christmas tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone for the winter.
What a candle says on Christmas Eve?
Lets go out after dinner tonight